#336 - Hank's Way

He stood just four foot tall He was a pissed off little person But he had gigantic balls And when he drank He started cursing If you called him a midget He'd tell you to hit Hit the fucking highway But more, much more than this He did it Hank's way Yes, every time that he got drunk He'd call someone a cocksucking punk He sure did love Vodka in a cup He drank it down then threw it up He did it all Not four foot tall And did it Hank's way He was small And he wasn't cute He'd wake up And he'd start boozin' When he wore that pink bunny suit Everyone found it quite amusing Yes, Hank, he did all that And may I say, not in a tall way Oh no, oh no not him He did it Hank's way Yes he was a dwarf who drank a lot His eyeballs only came up to my crotch He said the things he truly felt After he had a couple of belts The record shows, he didn't blow But did it Hank's way Yes, that was Hank's way -- Hank the Angry Dwarf was a Howard Stern regular until he died on September 4, 2001 at the age of 39. The drinking finally did him in. This song was sung to the tune of Sinatra's "My Way." I think the singer was Frank Sinatra's son.