#306 - Hmm...

Bill softens bestiality statute Massachusetts pols push measure lessening punishment for animal sex What the fuck? Kind of gross. I mean for the animals, of course. The poor animals can now get screwed by us filthy savages and we'll now have less risk of facing severe punishment. I jest, I jest. While it's true a long jailtime for raping your goat might be a little much, it's still pretty gross. Unless it's one of them hot crackwhores doing it. But those are rare... I'm kidding again! Maybe!