#300 - It's getting to be ri-god damn-diculous

This month is pretty shitty in the world of teh intarwebs. First my ISP, Robbers, caps their internet after charging people over $100 for the modem. Then they throttle torrents to the point of uselessness. Then they dick around with IRC port blocking. Then they (or at least the Yahoo! portion) block incoming emails from Sympatico users. Then they outsourced their free webspace to Geoshitties, complete with ads and a pathetic 15mb of space, 3gb-per-month bandwidth limit. Then they announce the cancellation of Usenet on Dec. 15 ("due to childporn," which by the way they changed to "costing them too much, and too few users" because too many people realized it was a weak excuse). Lucky there's cache, for there is proof of their lies: screenshots taken of before and when it was quickly changed after. And now, though unrelated to Robbers, a very popular Howard Stern site has been shut down because that fuck can't take their fans wanting to hear the show when they want to, not having to sit through 20 minutes of god damn commercials every half hour. This, my people, is a time for war. Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez has already been uploaded to the web by a few great friends. Right now she's in the process of having an orgasm, so excuse me if I make no sense. Basically, her show's about getting you to jerk off. Good old uncensored. Stern, there is no way you're going to stop the millions of fans from providing the world with the greatness of your show(s) so you might aswell get into the new age! I think perhaps it is time you release this shit to your own website now so that YOU get your stuff released first. Sending your CBS bitches all over the web is going to be a failure.