Let's just say...

...that if his "ninjitsu" ass does try "get me where it'll hurt," he won't have an easy time of it. He is 80 pounds and shorter than me, for christ sake. Do you really think he'll stand a chance? All's fair in love and war. He knows where I live, and I know where he lives. I'll let him make the first move. It's like chess, see.